Happy Birthday

Today is a great day! June 27th is my dad's birthday. It's also my friend, Shelli's birthday.
I won't tell you how old Shelli is, 'cause that's just RUDE.
But Dad is 78 today. I think it's okay to tell how old a man is, because he just gets more "distinguished" with age ... right?
Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD AND SHELLI!